Lulu: Girls can only marry boys. I'm going to marry Eli (her cousin).
Mama: Ok. But sometimes, girls marry girls......they're called lesbians.
...silence and deep thoughts....
Lulu: I want to be a lesbian!
Mama: Uh, ok.
Lulu: I'm going to marry Meowsy (her grandma).
Mama: Uh, ok. Why?
Lulu: Because she's so cute.